just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
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if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices
it’s so true it hurts my heart
(Source: breadmayne, via onerapidrampage)
17yr:
i often fantasize about what it would feel like
if i smashed everything in my room
and burned all my old pictures
and cut off all my hair
and dyed it green
like if i took everything holding me back
and destroyed it all at once so i could be free
but instead i find myself curled up on my bed
mumbling “shut up” to inanimate objects
because i can feel them judging me
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i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
lol yes
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